Home invasion fail
Three perps broke into an apartment occupied by a resident in a wheelchair, and a friend. Cops found two perps deceased there, while the third had fled out a window.
Gun free zone fail
[vicious stabbing at Illinois school library]Government fail
Government has been named the most important problem facing the country for four straight months and has widened its lead over the second-ranking issue of the economy compared to last month, a Gallup poll said.
Well, DUH!