An elderly Dallas resident killed an intruder breaking into his home, and now the 33-year-old deceased crook’s relatives are upset that the criminal “wasn’t given sufficient warning before being shot.” Did they think he should have been offered bus fare back home?

OK, HERE’S YOUR WARNING, YOU DUMB FELONIOUS TWITS: IF YOU INVADE SOMEONE ELSE’S HOUSE, YOU MAY GET DEAD!!!

(I do not recommend those “warning” signs for your property, as they may be inflammatory in court as indicative of “intent.” But I’m not a lawyer.)