An ABC TV affiliate out of Houston, TX advises home invasion victims to fake having a heart attack or a breathing problem. In other words, play dead. If you do want to fight back, the station recommends pepper spray or a baseball bat.

Me, I say play Rambo and whack ’em with a bazooka.

Jackson, MS has the universal ban symbol of a red circle with a slash superimposed over a gun on its new police cars. I guess that means cops can’t carry guns in their police cars.